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"Here Wal, do you know the piano's on my foot!!!?"

"After another night with no customers, a young Gordon Ramsey buckles his trousers back up and turns to his sous chef, saying "I give up, this naked chef idea is never going to catch on"!"

"And then, as always, Andy woke up."

February 2007

"Entering into negotiations with the customer Phil made it clear that for 5 bags of gummy sweets Simon was open for anything all night long !!!!"

March 2007

"As the Kiwi's performed their pre-match haka ritual, members of the crowd looked on, wondering
perhaps if, due to their new away strip, they were performing the haha instead!!?"

April 2007

"Wally decided a pro-celebrity golf tournament would raise much needed funds for Fitzy's hormone growth therepy - luckily Tony Jacklin, Nick Faldo, Simon Weston and one half of the Krankies were all free on the same weekend."

May 2007

"Dougie's new girlfriend put on a brave face although she was sure the Rampant rabbit he'd bought her was going to be too big."